On the Menu at Socialista: Mojitos, Empanadas, Hepatitis

It seems that the door policy may not be the only nasty thing at Armin Amiri's uber-exclusive lounge, Socialista. According to a report that first appeared in INF Daily (and then caught fire throughout the blogosphere), anyone who patronized the West Village hot spot on February 7, 8 or 11 may have been exposed to the liver disease Hepatitis A. Worse still (or better yet, depending on your perspective), it just so happens that Ashton Kutcher celebrated his 30th birthday with a bash there on February 7, which was attended by such industry heavyweights as Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek, and "Grey's Anatomy" star Eric "Mr. McSteamy" Dane. The disease is believed to have been tracked into the club by a bartender, and not, as we naturally assumed, by Paris Hilton.

Socialista owner Armin Amiri (a former doorman at Bungalow 8) did release an official statement, part of which was reprinted in the NY Post:

Although no additional cases of illness have been identified, the New York City Department of Health is urging customers to get the vaccination as a precautionary measure. We are grateful for their efforts and we will continue to support them in every way possible.

Although one visit to Socialista was enough for me, those who haven't had the pleasure can now take solace in knowing that the stringent door policy may turn out to have been a blessing in disguise. From here on out, it may be downhill for Socialista--you know what they say, "Once they start letting Hepatitis in, they'll let anyone in."

(Photo via Paper Mag)

YRB Magazine Issue Release Party Hosted by Perez Hilton

YRB Magazine is throwing a party to celebrate the release of its May/June issue (which features my article on the Queen of Media himself, Perez Hilton). If you plan to be in the Los Angeles area on Wednesday, May 9th and would like to attend, send an email to rsvp@yrb.us with your name and the total number of guests. And yes, there will be an open bar. And girls. We hope.

Alec Baldwin Loses Mind, Visitation

In a recording acquired by celebrity gossip site TMZ.com, actor Alec Baldwin leaves a message for his 11-year-old daughter Ireland (with ex-wife, actress Kim Basinger), in which he becomes enraged that she has failed to answer what was apparently a prearranged phone call.

"I'm leaving this message with you to tell you that you have insulted me for the last time. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being... I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do," says Baldwin, adding that he intends to fly out to L.A. later in the week "to straighten your ass out."

In a statement released to Extra, a spokesperson for Baldwin didn't deny the authenticity of the recording but accused Basinger of leaking the tape to the media in violation of a court order. Don't blame Alec; it's not his fault that he was provoked to the point of calling Ireland "a rude, thoughtless, little pig." What else was he supposed to do? After all, he's Alec Baldwin, and she's just some snot-nosed, 11- (or 12-) year-old little brat who thinks she can just traipse around the playground, screening her famous father's calls and being ungrateful.

Way to show your kid who's boss, Alec. I bet right now you wish you didn't have the most recognizable voice in Hollywood.

LISTEN TO THE FULL RECORDING: ALEC BALDWIN, FATHER OF THE YEAR

I May Heart Huckabees But I Hate You: David O. Russell Throws Things, Profanity at Lily Tomlin

In a video clip that was recently made public, director David O. Russell decides he's had just about enough lip from actress Lily Tomlin on the set of 2004's I Heart Huckabees. He seems to think she is incompetent and unappreciative of all his directorial help. But perhaps David is the one who needs help - help remembering to yell "cut" before commencing with a screaming rampage that involves the use of words that rhyme with 'bundt'.

Coincidence? I think not.

WATCH THE VIDEO: DAVID O. RUSSELL SCARES ME