Do you think chocolate and flowers are gifts that should be reserved for the terminally ill?
So do we. That's why we're protesting the most useless Hallmark holiday of them all with a special anti-Valentine's Day feature that pays tribute to all things un-romantic.
So, if you're just looking for a bar to get drunk (like any other Thursday night) try Scores--where the only Valentine you'll meet is a stripper with a poorly chosen stage-name. Or, if you're looking to party with other bitter, lonely and desperate singles, head to the Screw Valentine's Day Party, or the Second Annual Anti-Valentine's Day Ball, where strangers in the night will become friends until morning.
And no matter how you choose to spend Valentine's Day, remember: All you need is love--of booze. Click through to read the complete Anti-Valentine's Day Planner, or if you're one half of a couple that makes me sick, maybe this is more your bag.
So, if you're just looking for a bar to get drunk (like any other Thursday night) try Scores--where the only Valentine you'll meet is a stripper with a poorly chosen stage-name. Or, if you're looking to party with other bitter, lonely and desperate singles, head to the Screw Valentine's Day Party, or the Second Annual Anti-Valentine's Day Ball, where strangers in the night will become friends until morning.
And no matter how you choose to spend Valentine's Day, remember: All you need is love--of booze. Click through to read the complete Anti-Valentine's Day Planner, or if you're one half of a couple that makes me sick, maybe this is more your bag.
(Photo borrowed from Stuck in The '80s)
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